- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

I dont have a girlfriend

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Turkey Balls

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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