So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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