A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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The Moon Landing.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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