- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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