- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Shea's sty....

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A seal walks into a club.

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