Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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troll----> hahaha---->

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Daniel is a fag

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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