A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Gus's mom

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Take wrong turns

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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