Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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go F*** yourself

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