- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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