Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Barbara Streisand

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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hello

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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