- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Ron Paul for President!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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