Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What does water smell like? water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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