What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Long joke Your such a downey

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Robin, get in the car!

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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