Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Christianity.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Woman rights.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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