Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Poop.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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