- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

hey guys im gay

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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