A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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