- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A seal walks into a club.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

weston cage

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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