- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

thomas!!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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