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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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