Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Where are you going Your house

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Basically

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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