- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Nickleback.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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