- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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