A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Get on the boat.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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No

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

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