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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Praise Paisley

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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