Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

epic win?

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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