Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Tommy got neutered.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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