i hate black people

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Barbara Streisand

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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