- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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