- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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