- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

when debbie meets downer

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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