what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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I need to start studying.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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