when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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