Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Bitch! Love, J.B.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Peas

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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