What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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