What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

who is awesome? no one...

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Republicans

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

vitamin c

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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