- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

* anti-punchline

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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