- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Stop procrastinating.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Ben Affleck

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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