- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

The WNBA.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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