why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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