A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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minorities

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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