- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Jovan

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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