- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where are you going Your house

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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