What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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gay people

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