- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Carrot fingers

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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