2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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thomas!!!!

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Anti Joke

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