Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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The Holocaust

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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