- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Water? I hardly know her.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Penis

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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