Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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I? Everett

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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