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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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